Copy Assignment #2: Soccer Training for Wannabe Soccer Moms

I had a lot of fun writing this copy!  I stressed less, wrote faster, and laughed all throughout...because I've totally been there!  (And from what I've heard, there are similar rules in almost every sport / activity).  This is definitely written with a tongue-in-cheek sentiment after 8 years of being at soccer games (2 as a soccer mom, 6 as a coach)  Enjoy!  

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You do remember that feeling--showing up to the meeting and not fitting in?  And no, we're not talking about the 8th grade club meeting where you felt out of place and in over-your-head--we're talking about the first meeting for your son's soccer season where you also felt out of place and in over-your-head.  How did this happen?    

You had put it into the planner, set several reminders, and were even there 5 minutes before it began.  

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The problem wasn't showing up--the problem was not knowing how to show up.  You had come straight from work, and while your professional slacks with blouse and blazer help you work your magic at the office, they don't help you with this "soccer mom" gig.  And the thing is:  you want to be a soccer mom, because those are going to be your people in the evenings and weekends for the near (and far) future.

We get it, because we've been there, too.  We've juggled working mom gig and the soccer mom gig plenty, and there are a few unwritten rules that will make your life easier, as well as more enjoyable.  We've put together a simple checklist to help you know:

• what to wear to team meetings
• when it is appropriate to stay for team practice, when you should leave
• how to talk to the coach about your son's practice (because he's really the star, obviously...)
• which chairs are "in", and which chairs are so last-year
• the hottest umbrella and canopy trends to keep you looking cool
• and so many other "unwritten rules" to help you rock the "soccer mom" gig

This checklist is your way to show up to every meeting, practice, and game as the Boss that you are.  We know you're busy, and want you to get back to doing the dozens of things you are doing without stressing about the upcoming soccer team party anymore (yes, the checklist covers those situations, too!).  For the small sum of $4.95, we will share this checklist with you immediately.  And if you're not certain by the next soccer tournament that you've learned your share of soccer terms and rules (off sides, anyone?!) and rules for engaging with parents of the opposite team (the trick is in the timing--before or after the match!), then you simply contact us for a total refund.  No questions asked.  We just want to get this checklist into as many up-and-coming soccer moms' screens as possible!  This is the fast-track to ridding yourself of the feeling you had at the last meeting, and replacing it with the competence you know in other aspects of your life, and can experience it here, too.

If ready to swap out that feeling of imposter soccer mom, and replacing it with soccer mom extraordinaire, click the link below to receive the most comprehensive soccer-mom checklist in mere minutes!

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